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Watching screeners on a laptop with my name burned into the image. Double this for a sex scene.

“Healthy dining” at theatrical evening screenings: sneaking in sandwich bags of crackers, carrots, pieces of cabbage.

Wearing 3-D glasses over my glasses.

Endlessly explaining how lame most roles are for actresses, a.k.a. Achievement in “Worried Wife on the Phone.”

Avengers anything.

After nearly 20 happy years at City Paper and 10,000,000 movies, Al Hoff has left the building. Regards to all!

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