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Fruits of PAT transit
Forced into haiku form
Eavesdropping stanzas
“Lisping Man, Afternoon, 51C”
Hell, no! You don’t touch
A cat’s paws — not unless you
Want all hell to pay!
“Hipster, Noon, 67H”
OK, it’s not actually
in Manhattan — it’s more
like an hour-and-a-half away
“Pitt Slacker, Rush Hour, 61C”
It’s not cool like my
last job, but I just surf the
Internet anyway
“Sweet Old Lady, Morning, EBA”
It’s sore yet but at
Least I don’t have to wear that
Fucking thing anymore
“Curmudgeon, Morning, 61B”
I’m from Uniontown,
But I don’t go home much now.
I don’t like the South.
This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2006.
