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Aug 7-13, 2008 - Pittsburgh City Paper | News, Dining, Music, Best Of, Arts, Film

Aug 7-13, 2008

Aug 7-13, 2008 / Vol. 18 / No. 32

Oh No, Not Again

You know when you’ve got an image problem? When you’re making City Councilor Jim Motznik look like the adult. And that’s where “progressives” on council find themselves today.   As you’ve probably heard, city council President Doug Shields had a meltdown during a confrontation today with Barbara Trant, the city’s personnel director. Shields and others…

Flood of Interest

… admit that the waters around you have grown. ­– Bob Dylan, “The Times They Are A-Changin'”   Brian Wolovich doesn’t need many more reminders about how damaging floodwaters can be. The Millvale resident’s bedroom window looks out into his backyard and over Girty’s Run, the creek that snakes through the borough and has plagued…

Swing Vote

In a bizarre turn of events, the presidential contest comes down to the vote of one man. Of course, it’s the vote of an utterly disinterested, rural doofus (played amiably if unconvincingly by Kevin Costner), which sets up the film’s best bits: the craven pandering of the two presidential contenders — Republican incumbent Kelsey Grammer…

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

To paraphrase one of this film’s characters: There hasn’t been such a lethal combination of Indian and chicken since the introduction of tandoori. Seems building a fast-food chicken joint on top of a Native American burial ground is a bad idea: You get a particularly bizarre sort of man-bird zombie, with a penchant for transforming…

Mother of Tears: The Third Mother

The latest film from Italian gore-horror master Dario Argento — the last of a trilogy — doesn’t offer a compelling story, quality acting or skillful pacing. However, it does give fans what they’ve likely come to see: disemboweling, the forcible removal of eyeballs and other body parts, copious bloodletting and attractive topless women, including the…

The Last Mistress

In Catherine Breillat’s lushly detailed film, adapted from Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly’s 19th-century novel, the aristocrats of Paris we meet are riven with feverish sexual desire — or at least, in the case of the elders, enjoying the show from the sidelines. The penniless “adventurer” Ryno de Marigny (full-lipped newcomer Fu-ad Aît Aattou) is set to…

Beer for My Horses

Thirty years ago, nobody could have foreseen a film featuring the unlikely combination of Mac Davis, Ted Nugent and Willie Nelson. But country-music mega-star Toby Keith is that visionary, co-writing and starring in this law-enforcement comedy, which is not really based on his pro-vigilantism hit song “Beer for My Horses.” Keith portrays a small-town Oklahoma…

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Rob Cohen’s film is like a lame off-brand comic book: bad art, bad dialogue, uninteresting characters, stupid story. This is the third iteration of The Mummy action-adventure franchise that began in 1999, and clearly any creative steam this series had has run out. It’s mostly set in China, and our “mummy” is an ancient evil…

Brideshead Revisited

Julian Jarrold’s handsomely filmed feature is a fine piece of melodrama-plus, adapted from Evelyn Waugh’s 1945 novel. There’s the entertaining aspect of beautifully dressed people engaged in family dysfunction and troubled romance, but also more thoughtful critiques of class, social mores and religion (in this case, a rather fervent brand of English Catholicism). Our tour…

Encounters at the End of the World

This documentary at times feels like a parody of Herzog’s canon. He opens his film: “Who are the people I was going to meet in Antarctica at the end of the world?” he asks in his lugubrious voiceover narration. Well, no mystery: They’re scientists, because so far, no one has built a resort on Earth’s…

The Star-Spangled Girl

Patrick Link, Mike Crosby and Melissa Newell manage to find the occasional bright spot, but, ultimately, they can’t make up for the work Simon refused to do.

Cymbeline

This production plays up the farcical aspects of Shakespeare’s tortuous tale, and the vagaries of weather may augment the comedy.

Alternative Film

For more than a month, a dozen Duquesne University students and alumni roamed the nation’s less-traveled roads from Pittsburgh to the Pacific filming stories of conservation and devastation throughout the country.

Savage Love

I have a cousin with whom I am very close. He recently proposed to his girlfriend. I have several issues with this, but the most important one is the fact that EVERYONE who meets this young man thinks he’s gay. (I don’t know how the girlfriend hasn’t seen it.) When I told my friends he…

Pineapple Express

In David Gordon Green’s shuffling but still raucous Pineapple Express co-penned by R-rated-comedy king Judd Apatow, two everyday dudes — slacker Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) and his pot dealer, Saul Silver (James Franco) — run afoul of big-time drug dealer, after witnessing a crime. Rogen and Franco are enjoyable and funny, with Franco getting the…


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