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In this cutthroat political season, it’s important to make sure that our candidates are giving us the straight story. So City Paper is working on fact-checking Donald Trump’s  Wednesday night speech. In this first installment we take a look at Trump’s claims about former Penn State Coach Joe Paterno.

Trump’s Thesis: Joe Paterno is alive. 

Popular opinion: Joe Paterno is not alive.

Trump’s Statement: “How’s Joe Paterno? Are we going to bring that back?” said Trump. “How about that whole deal.” This obviously a huge concern for Trump who is a big fan of the coach and did at least know when Paterno was fired and was very upset.

Investigation: The rule of any seasoned fact checker is to go to the best sources. So, according to Wikipedia, Paterno, “sometimes referred to as ‘JoePa’ … died of complications from lung cancer on January 22, 2012, only two months after his firing.” 

A quick search on “The Google” turned up this:

Also, the New York Times reported in 2012 that Paterno had died. And this search also debunked any rumors that Lynn Swann was still a Steelers wide receiver (upper left):

And finally, we uncovered this photographic evidence of Paterno wearing a halo. As we all know, Jesus doesn’t hand these out to the living.

Conclusion: After our extensive investigation, City Paper can only come to two conclusions:

1. Joe Paterno is definitely dead

2. Donald Trump is probably an idiot

Editor’s Note: Trump’s campaign says he was talking about the Paterno statue removal from school property. Check out Ashley Murray’s video and decide for yourself.

5 replies on “Fact Checking Donald Trump’s Pittsburgh Speech: Joe Paterno is Alive”

  1. Only a Lib rag paper like the pghcitypaper would accuse Trump of not knowing that Jo Pa was deceased. He was talking about his statue. Duh

  2. Jesus h Christ, he said ‘THAT’, he didn’t say ‘him’
    Helen Keller would understand, shame you Trump-bashing idiots can’t.

  3. “Editor’s Note: Trump’s campaign says he was talking about the Paterno statue removal from school property.”

    I think that’s what the comic book readers call retconning.

  4. Maybe YOU all aren’t understand he’s talking about Joe Paterno in a city that gives less than two f#cks about Joe Paterno and Penn State when we have Pitt, a main rival….So yeah… this jag off just insulted not only Paterno (He probably meant Sandusky), but the damned city he was campaigning in.. But PLEASE…Vote for that stupid ass… PLEASE!

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